I could watch this video on repeat all day. Darwinism at its best. If you break it down with a Attenbourough-esque voice, its really quite fascinating:

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In the rear, you see rational homo-sapiens.  Those who validate an impending change in environment, and perhaps a threat to their well being via softball sized ice trajectories. The majority of the pack anticipate the urgency of such a change, and adjust their positions to minimize  any exposure to the incoming blizzard bukake. They retreat to the far end of the platform, as shown above.

But in front here, we have a girl, in a white hat.  She is neglecting the crash course in physics she is about to receive, to instead, capture a “Snap”. This will prove to be a grave mistake.  As the pack remains together, defending themselves from the elements, white hat girl realizes the severity of of her situation, but never the less commits to her followers.

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Ah! Alas! One display of survival instinct as white hat girl takes a DRASTICALLY late attempt to save her face.

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As a last resort effort to stay alive, white hat girl joins the other social media whores and just gets obliterated into next spring. The whole lot of them get exactly what they deserved. Their faces are full of snow, they have to do that shoulder shrug thing like this poor sap on the right, instant flash frost bit on the face. I’d say its fair penance  putting your body on the line for a couple likes.

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