Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman’s (Henry Cavill) selfless act, Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes — Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash — it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

Holy shit… We just watched 2 and a half minutes of fucking nonsense. What’s wrong with DC? How have they gotten to this point? Batman v Superman sucked, Suicide Squad was a complete disappointment, and now we have this pile of bullshit. It’s like one of those highway car accidents you see in the snow where the cars keep piling up because nobody can stop. They just keeps crashing and crashing with no end in sight. That’s what’s happened to these writers. Try as they might, for some reason they can’t figure out a way to correct themselves.

You know what though? I still think Ben Affleck is an awesome Batman despite being associated with this pile of shit. And I give them a lot of credit for addressing what the world has been saying for years when Barry Allen asks what Bruce Wayne’s super power is and he responds “I’m rich”… Yup, that was the highlight of the trailer.

One last thing I need to mention. Mixed in with all those quick action cuts was this little gem:

What the hell is this? How does football get into the mix here? Are they intentionally being outrageous?!? IT HAS TO BE INTENTIONAL RIGHT? Because nobody can be this bad by accident. When this popped up at 1:43 I laughed out loud and was officially #OUT.  Good luck.