PORCUPINE WAS A BAD CHOICE! I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!
Talk about instant regrets. I wonder how long this snake contemplated eating the porcupine. Like me with ice cream on a summer night. It looks so good. It sounds so good. Gonna crush some ice cream. Maybe this time it will be different. Maybe my body won’t explode on me ten minutes afterward. That’s what this snake had to be going through. Constantly reminding itself ‘don’t eat that porcupine. Do not eat that fucking porcupine!’
Then the porcupine gets cocky. Dances its ass in front of the snake. Can’t have that. Can’t resist what you can’t resist. So you eat it. It’s tasty. But now you’re being stabbed to death from the inside. Girls can relate to that. (this is a joke about girls always saying periods feel like you’re being stabbed from the inside, if this isn’t true don’t blame me. I’m not a girl). It’s tough going for snakes who crave porcupines.