NY-Post Page Six- Barron Trump took his entire fifth-grade class to Washington, DC, to meet President Donald Trump and tour the White House.
We’re told that about 80 kids from Barron’s Upper West Side school went to DC last Wednesday on a bus, accompanied by their teachers and Secret Service agents.
A source told us, “All the kids got dressed up: The girls were in dresses and the boys wore khaki pants and button-downs. It was so cute. They had a buffet lunch and a tour of the White House and met the president and the first lady, Melania Trump. President Trump gave them all a rousing speech about living up to your potential and being the best you could be for your country. Barron was really sweet. He was so excited to show his classmates around the White House.”
We’re told the group, along with Barron, 11, toured DC and stayed overnight at a hotel before returning to New York on Thursday.
In September, Barron will attend St. Andrew’s Episcopal School in Potomac, Md., according to reports.
What a little genius. If by some odd reason this kid wasn’t the cock of the walk already, you can bet your bottom dollar he is now. Can’t think of a much better way to win over teachers and classmates than inviting the entire grade over for a private play date in the fucking White House. The faculty and administration yucks up the catered buffet and “historical significance” while pocketing souvenir coasters, and the children rip some ATV’s in the rose garden like its a scene out of Richie Rich.
And the icing on top? You get to meet my pops. He’s Commander In Chief, AKA the guy who runs shit now, and hes gonna take some time out of his day to pop in and give us a private pump up speech. I would love to be a fly on the wall when that one kid passes along their dads’ message to the Potus.
11 year old kid: ” My daddy says you’re ruining this country and should be in jail”
Donald Trump: “Your Daddy’s a LOUUUSER who is still crying about his first divorce”
P.S. Story Time: One time when I was in 4th grade, we all had to do a report on someone famous from our home state of New Jersey. This one kid just BROUGHT Stevie Wonder in for show and tell instead of doing the report. Not a re-enactor, or a life-sized cut out. Stevie Wonder himself. Blind, beads, bodyguards, the whole shebang. He lived in town and happened to be next door neighbors to this class-mate of mine. Totally bizarre. He just answered some questions from the class, took some pictures with the teachers and left. In and out in 15 minutes and the kid got an A+. Deserving I guess, but I just remember thinking how cheap that was. Kid didn’t have to write a god damn word, just got lucky with his address.