It’s all fun and games until you see a grown man inexplicably untie the wrong shoe on the hood of a cop car. We were all laughing and having a great time joking about spelling the alphabet backwards and doing the whole “Tigers back!/ Make Sundays Great Again!” bit…. but WHOOPS! this is actually depressing as hell. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But I’m here with good news! That wasn’t Tiger. Well technically that was his actual body but Tiger wasn’t really there. He was on a different planet by the looks of it, and if you’re on a different planet then you can’t be brought up on charges for napping on the side of the road after mixing booze into your bottle pain pills. That’s bird law.