GeuxTiguhs! Gotta love a good SEC brawl to kick the summer off.  I’m not going to go full Zapruder here to dissect who’s on who’s side, what caused the fights, pick out some funny faces in the crowd etc. Instead, I am going bring attention to the two shit biscuits that most likely will be facing some charges once this video starts making the rounds.

Biscuit # 1- White Hate Dude

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The expression “don’t kick a man when he’s down” has transformed into more of a figurative context these days but make no mistake, actions like this are where the saying came from. Homeboy on the pavement is CLEARLY knocked out. Disoriented from a one-two punch to fender combo, and then receives some double tap into the same bumper. Just some brutal SEC CTE right there.  (Cars are such fickle mistresses in all these parking lot brawls. Innocent metal and glass bystanders that can turn a little scrap into a coma with just an awkward fall.)

Biscuit # 2 – Long Haired Shirtless Dude

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I don’t know what they are putting in the gumbo down there in good ole’ Tiguhland, but if this the face of some of the patrons leaving the local watering hole, I think I’ll resort to boxed wine in my apartment.  Get a good look, because meth’d up Barry Pepper will 1000 percent be facing charges if he already hasn’t.  Lets take a look into this highlight of reel of criminal intent from this edition of Bayou Battle Royal.

LSU nightlife. Wild stuff.