OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL. ITS INCREDIBLE. ITS MAGNIFICENT. POSSIBLY THE GREATEST RING TO EVER EXIST. HOW HEAVY IS IT? MAYBE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 28 TO 3 OUNCES. PROBABLY ENDED UP AROUND 34.

This ring is a ring made for men of excellence. Men of pure athletic prowess and dominance. Men who look adversity in the eye and attack. Men who call themselves the New England Patriots. My gawd they’re perfect. Can’t wait to see how they fit the 6th trophy in there next year. Can’t wait.


ENHANCE!!


Fuck yeah, Tom. Fuck yeah.