Look at him. Like a little pig in shit wondering why a helicopter is buzzing up and down. Not surprised Chris Christie took up the whole beach. Surprised that marine wildlife control did try to roll him back in the water to be completely honest. Needs the sand, needs the sun, and needs the space for that fupa of his. Wants to let it out and breathe a little bit without some kid in a sun shirt getting in the way of his gunt catching some glow. 

But let’s be honest here. No matter you political stance, job, or income level, you are taking this. 

Over this.