If there was a no holds barred street fight between the employees of all the major fast food franchises, I would wager that the fine men and women from Burger King would be the last ones standing. Not sure what it is, they just seem like a tougher group with nothing to lose.  Flame broiled barbarians who always carry a chip on their shoulder for not holding 1st place in any of the major fast food categories. This time we are lucky enough to see drama leak out to the parking lot, as our caped crusader manager in pretty sick Jordans was able to corral everyone out of the store so guys like this can get his classic chicken sandwich and get the fuck out of there.

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I must say, my favorite part of this video is the variety of assault methods showcased throughout. If there was sweet-tea dispenser launched across the room we would have hit for the cycle for fast food fight videos.

There’s the patented battery via ketchup packets. Always a staple when these fights occur behind the counter.

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Some run of the mill hair pulling that spawns us a black Big Ernie McCracken:

And my personal favorite, a fucking stapler.

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I hope the BK headquarters gets a hold of this one and promotes her to an office gig pronto. She’s got corporate written all over her. Resourceful as fuckkk. Previously, I never even fathomed the possibility of how a a stapler could be used in a fight, but here we are watching a drive-thru employee SLAY her co-worker with a Swingline. It’s clearly a great choice. You can bludgeon close, or you can open it up and use it strike from a-far.  Its the mace of middle management.