The eagles probably shouldn’t even show up on Sunday. This wasn’t just a loss, this was an embarrassment. At first glance I assumed this would be another cute video of a couple pigs fighting over snacks, but oh no no no. This was something different altogether. This wasn’t a pig wearing a random jersey, this was an animal being possessed by the power of New England Patriotism. This was Rob Gronkowski reincarnated in pork. This is proof positive that the Patriots make champions out of everyone, even a fat pig. I want that pig on the sidelines standing at attention next to Belichick waiting for his chance to run it on 4th and short. That’s what we all want.
Meanwhile the Philly pig is still eating cereal at the starting line like a chump. Sad, really.